Oh my god.

I'm 50 and just bought a tshirt with Kiki's Delivery Service on it. So, never. Because I plan to wear this shirt for a long, long time.

I once had some acquaintances suggest I secretly get rid of some of my husband's stuff since he hoards everything and I was horrified.

In a little over a month I'm getting the tattoo that is my 50th birthday present to myself. The tattoo artist is very much in demand for blackwork, I contacted her back in September and this was the earliest appointment I could get.

Do Not read Cupcakes

Sorry, Elizabeth Meg, you changed the third line. Your example does not work at all.

Regardless of when it happened, I think it shows that he has good intentions.

That was his plan when he first went to college in the 90's (I looked it up, I'm not an Ashton Kucher fanatic)

When That 70's show came out, I mentioned to my we probably felt the same way about it as our parents did when Happy Days aired and I think he may have cried a little bit.

When I first read about this I was so disappointed and the I realized I was thinking of Hyde, I have no idea what Danny Masterson is actually like.

Homebirths are pretty much the norm in the homeschooling group I am part of, but I like hospitals. I like the way the sheets on the bed feel, I like being able to raise part of the bed so I can sit up, they bring you food, no one needs anything from you, you don't have to do anything, you can lie in bed and watch…

I don't think solitary and alone equal loneliness. I love been solitary, love having time to myself. I'm married and have two kids, and sometimes I think about this alternate universe where I live all alone, in a 1920's bungalow, just me and my dog. I think knowing how to appreciate being alone is a very healthy,…

Yeah, I had to really think about it, I probably spent a week debating over that and another palette, and then thinking should I really spend this much even with the coupon? And reading reviews and comparing other makeup. But it was my 50th birthday so I convinced myself I deserved it.

Oh god, I swear I knew that and typed the wrong thing!

Scooby Doo on Zombie Island is the best of the Scooby Doo movies. Although Scooby Doo and the Witch's Ghost is a close second, featuring Jane Wiedlin as one of the Hex Sisters

I hate em when they ain't been shaved

I've always been a "even cheap makeup gets a little expensive for me" but I like wearing it. I ordered my daughters some expensive eyeshadow palettes for Christmas and ended up with a 40% coupon for Two Faced, so I got myself a palette for my birthday. Normally it's 50.00 so even with 40% off it was more expensive…

Also, I posted in the pet thread, so if the story about the gimpy dog named Chestnut sounds familiar, that's me as well.

I suppose I should have included "on a business trip" but as far as I'm concerned, I've been abandoned.

I though it would be weird to other people if I wrote this as though you already knew certain details but I guess it was actually kind of weirder to write it the way I did.