That alarm clock is the most terrifying, evil thing ever.

I read the whole thing and I am thoroughly impressed with how much thought you put into this. I would just suggest a language barrier and the strange yet funny mispronunciations that also seem to be a standard Poor Immigrant in a Strange Country scenario.

Aesthetic is slowly be becoming a word I hate. Or at least say in a mocking manner

Loved Lewis and Rose Rita. The first three books were the best—Brad Strickland did a decent job continuing Bellairs work, but the later books just weren't the same.

That's really awesome. As an adult I have a serious issues with the idea of "getting in trouble" and an attitude like that might have made a difference when I was growing up

I really liked the relationship between Kitty and Eric as well.

Oh my god, I was born in 1967 and in 2034 I will be 67.

Tonight, a Very Special Episode of Will and Grace. You may wish to discuss to discuss this sensitive matter with your children.

And now we do The Dance of Joy!

I started watching the Miss Fisher Mysteries recently, which is set in 1920's Melbourne, and I was reading the comments on IMDB where someone said "what's going on with the accents? No one sounds like they are from Australia? And someone else commented—Yeah, we don't all sound like Crocodile Dundee

Back in the late 90's when Steve was on Blue's Clues and my daughter was two, I used to post a lot on a mom website (yeah, Hipmama) and there was a huge thread on how all the moms had a huge crush on Steve and would watch Blue's Clues with their kid and think all sorts of sexual things about Steve which was really,…

That is both terrifying and intriguing

Curried tits are my absolute favorite

Wasn't there a recent study that showed that some people had a gene that makes cilantro taste like soap?

Like the whole slurping ramen thing which makes me want to kill my whole family when I make it for dinner. Just because it happens in an anime doesn't mean it's real.

And by accurate I mean so funny it's worth watching the episode on Youtube

The ABC Afterschool Special —The Day My Kid Went Punk presents the most accurate portrayal of punk culture ever AS WELL as a performance by Doc from The Love Boat. It's seriously awesome.

Wasn't Donkey Hotie a character on Mr. Rogers?

I actually really, really love Pat Benatar's version of Wuthering Heights more than Kate Bush

Not to say Kindle library books aren't cool, just saying there are other ways to avoid your fines. Particularly because my fines always seemed to be the book I shoved aside because I couldn't get through it and then forgot it was sitting on the shelf waiting to get returned