I'm Not Dead But If I Was, an obituary by OJ Simpson.

A movie about one man’s struggle with micro transactions.

Charlotte seems like the most likely Republican, but Samantha seems like the most likely Trump voter. Or, at least, after Trump won she’d be angling for PR work with pro-Trump folks and horrifying people at brunch with the details of her spectacular one-night-stand with Michael Cohen.

Sarah Jessica Parker is now FOUR years OLDER than Rue McClanahan was when the Golden Girls started.

He looks just like my cousin Per Reuters.

Some of the questions are actually mind opening:

I’m guessing Spin Master had a game ready to go and was like we can just slap Jojo Siwa’s face on this, right? 

“Have you ever been arrested?”

Yes, yes it can. Just because you don’t care doesn’t mean others don’t. Don’t be so dense. 

It is if he voted! Call off the election!

No, it is funnier for Homer to have seen something so completely random before than it is for Homer to remember something he has just seen!

The amount of people on the internet with Asperger’s, trying to tell us what is and what isn’t funny, is one of life’s miseries.

It definitely appears so. I am not sure you were the first to admit it, though.

Anyone who says “making love to my stiff penis with her mouth” deserves to have their testicles ruptured. 

I knew a guy who routinely used the phrase "angry breasts". It was intended as a compliment. As in "That Sofia Vergara has some angry breasts".  I made sure to never be alone with him.

Cash.

pretty sure no one would be upset if an autistic person had been cast

With her creativity, the obsessive face-hiding and her often very blunt interview responses I’ve always thought that Sia might be on the spectrum herself which would make the resulting backlash over her relatively tactless comments absolutely fucking hilarious.