It’s super creepy to come on here and blame the guy whose child was decapitated and then point out he’s an evil Republican, as though that literally has one fucking thing to do with his child’s death. The genius who designed the ride and the park has literally no education or technical skill to build rides like these,…

I feel like his face in CitH was at least more cat-like? These faces look like those medieval paintings where you have to wonder if the person painting had ever seen a cat before in their life.

Marketing research found the original tagline “Where’s Your God Now?” didn’t test well.

“The problem with the new Lion King is that the animals just aren’t expressive enough”

“Oh boy, a new James Corden movie!” - absolutely fucking no one, not even his mother

When they announced they were doing a live-action remake of Lion King, I turned to my sister and said, “Won’t that still be animated? What’s the point? And won’t it be really creepy?” It may have been the most prescient three questions I’ve ever asked.

Lol, like the Mouse would ever let you see him coming.

In the fine tradition of Danish Calypso songcraft, obviously.

“Historically there just weren’t any black mermaids”

I’ve been waiting 22 years for this clip to be relevant, and now it finally has happened!

Carolyn’s gonna be peeved about Gemma.

There wasn’t enough classic Carolyn this episode, though I did like, “Kenny’s terribly upset. I have to live with him, you know.”

A wizard did it.

That was entirely in character though. 

I love that Jon was apparently stupid enough to confess despite there being no body.

There is a scene of two Dothraki casually strolling through King’s Landing, so I’m guessing the trappings and convenience of modern civilization is slowly but surely starting to wussify them (A Sunday market day without at least one death is a dull affair). Obviously, not all Unsullied went to Naath. Grey Worm has a…

So uh, whatever happened to the winter to end all winters, the one they were stocking up on, that would take years to wait out? Did killing the Night King cut winter short, or I guess nobody cares?

I was expecting to be an emotional wreck for the finale, and I........ wasn’t? I guess it all seemed so anticlimactic. Oh well