Yeah, Shuga should not have been in the bottom. She did a better job than everybody on the other team, and I liked her triple look.

I was honestly shocked at Shuga’s critiques. They laughed at her jokes throughout the whole performance so it felt very... produced that she was in the Bottom 2.

Lazy Sonic fans! Why aren’t you invading France?

If the last line of the film isn’t “I must go now; Mobius needs me,” with Sonic being lifted motionless off the frame, it will be a crime.

Why don’t they just rastify him by, say, 10% or so?

Sadly the likelier situation is that none of this even happened, so we’re reading some loser’s loser fantasy.

This entire movie was built by a computer AI right. A broken one

It’s bizarre how so many Hollywood adaptions are prequels to the stuff people actually like about the property.

The final shot is Carrey looking proper Robotnik with weird mushrooms in the background. Like, can we just fast-forward to that? Just make that the movie.

It really makes no sense that the Night King wouldn’t have protected that one glaring weakness a little better.

I’m so happy Arya was the one who got that moment. Especially that it meant Jon didn’t—wow he was useless here. Not as useless as Bran, but goddamn shocking how minimal his contributions were.

Bold choice to film the episode entirely in black and darker black.

That was amazing...

Yeah dumbass they are talking about Microsoft Office

They kept mentioning the crypts, and how safe they will be. Which means they absolutely will not be safe at all.

welcome to the salty waitress where the problems aren’t real and the letter writers need xanax

He’s got 15 years in a show that you know will be pumping out novels and merchandise with his picture on it for at least another 25. His continued success is guaranteed. I hope he just goes delightfully insane.  

oh good. very happy to have lived to read this. *jumps off flat earth*

Nothing could ever go over your head. You’re too fast, you would definitely catch it. ;)

Well, for $2000 I’ll come to your party when you’re trying to play CAH, throw a wet blanket over my head, knock the cards on the floor and yell “THIS ISN’T FUNNY, YOU MONSTERS!” until everyone goes home. It’s only half the cost for the same results, people. Call me.