I thought Charter Communications’ Spectrum Originals were recalled in the early 7os after it was discovered they caused birth defects?

Charter Communications’ Spectrum Originals remembers.

My grandma always kept a box of Charter Communications’ Spectrum Originals on the kitchen counter. If I was good, she would let me sneak a couple before dinner. I can still hear the crinkle of that wrapper...such memories!

He doesn’t know what a cult is, even!  But he definitely doesn’t have one.  

RK: I don’t know what a cult is, but I know I don’t run one!

“My biggest weakness is that I’m a perfectionist.  And I run a sex cult.”

You’re right. That opinion is unpopular.

By digitally replacing the face of a dead person with the face of a live person, DUUUUUHHHHHHHH

How exactly could the technology to digitally replace Jennifer Lawrence’s face with Steve Buscemi’s be used to cure a disease, Mr. Colbert?

Yeah, agreed. Makes me think of the heckler screaming JESUS CHRIST off screen while Dee Reynolds is literally gagging on stage.

But fitting her imperfect performance, she did it too loudly and while others were supposed to be speaking.

I guess we should be thankful she decided not to yell “Me So Solly!” instead ...

Great!  Now she is appropriating Canadian culture.  Will she never learn?

Her apology makes sense. Asian culture traditionally has a deep concern about causing offense.

It’s only a war crime if you lose the war.  Gaga doesn’t start wars she can’t win.  

Everybody knows Sherlock Holmes is a very intelligent character. What this film presupposes is... maybe he isn’t?

I’ve had all I can stans and I can’t stans no more.

The car accident in Hereditary is legitimately one of the most upsetting and stressful scenes I’ve ever watched.

Apparently I believe many things. Sheesh, overuse much. 

Yo William, look up at the sky. It's a full moon...on the Sabbath.