i've caped for this dude since he was on crossing jordan.

i just howled at #14…. yoh…

we are moving away from "hoteps" in 2017 and are now saying "kemeti-americans."

before i clicked on this from facebook, i just knew it would be adpi.

yebo

"1 black first lady"

like how when someone says "noir americain" and the "cain" part is this weird sing-songy two-syllable-instead-of-one, which indicates that, y'know, you're a black with culture and breeding and not like one of these savages that we had to save from [insert whatever here]

-26. am i anti-woke? i mean |-26| = 26, and 26 is woke as fuck, so where exactly do i stand?

butter already has salt in it. why add more?

blasphemy

i'm going to need to revoke your black card for not knowing what cream of wheat is.

yep.

yep. not many people get in on the ground floor like that.

i've noticed that serena always has the toughest times against nonwhite opponents.

"Right. You aint got to lie to kick it lol"

my mother would arrange for the hoods to beat my ass if i brought home anything lower than a b.

#icant. not with any of this. lawdy.

asda is walmart, so….

uh, it did, actually.

he's not even west indian either. imagine.