Tucker Fucking Carlson says “When they want something, they take it. Make them mad and they will set your business on fire.” About BLM. With memories of Tulsa barely out of the daily news cycle. Without a trace of fucking irony. I can’t say publicly what I think a piece of shit like him deserves.

This paragraph! This paragraph is everything:

I look at it this way. Biden is a typical politician in America. He can be removed.

Trump on the other hand is a lawless radical with racism, corruption, cruelty and depravity that’s being enabled by a corrupt racist GOP. Trump won’t leave.

I’d vote for a skeleton before Trump.

Because idiots in South Carolina, Alabama, Oklahoma and states that will never EVER go blue in November decided the corpse of Joe Biden was somehow the best thing for the Democratic party.

Yeah, I’m voting for this guy but, Sweet Mother of Fuck, how did this turn out to be the best we can do?

This, this, this. My dad talked to me about this kind of stuff younger than I assumed most of my classmates learned about it, but it was in a completely healthy way, and because we asked questions and he wasn’t going to lie. What he never did was encourage me, a child, to have sex.

I for one have a simple code to follow:
If a man is protesting too much about the healthy way another man is raising their child, that loud man is probably a piece of shit.

Nigga needs to be -under- the fucking jail like yesterday. Having the sex talk with your adolescent son and family members does not somehow fucking segway into having grown ass adults performing sex on them. This isn’t some fucking badge of honor to be crowing about and homeboy is ether Trump level stupid, or...

One day we will have a healthy conversation about the emotional abuse black men go through over their sexual identities but it appears we are about oh five hundred years from that ever happening. For every Dwayne Wade there are about 2 million Boosie’s who think they can manipulate their male child’s sexual…

Just...wow.

That’s a bold strategy to admit to facilitating child sexual abuse on video.  Is bold the word I’m looking for?

I’m with you - this episode was dire. The monologue, though it had some good jokes, seemed rushed. The timing was just off the whole time. Airport sushi was awful (although Gyllenhall was delightful in the same way he was during Sack Lunch Bunch), the Admiral sketch was cringy, the cold open was a jokeless rote bore.…

I don’t get this “gay people are trying to ruin black masculinity” thing. Especially since it is usually used as a way to say that white people are trying to destroy black masculinity with gayness.

Not sure what made me laugh harder, the line about “some punks kissing and laughing eating mozzarella sticks,” or the idea that his wardrobe is what’s keeping Pastor Troy from winning a Grammy.

I sympathize with his mental health struggles, truly, I do. However, if you are very sensitive to opinions about your work and life, maybe being a famous stand-up comedian who publicly dates very famous women is not the right life for you.

black guy here, she connected cuz she was dope. Her songs were catchy as hell and Timbaland was out of his mind good with his production then. Also she wrote a bunch of songs and featured before she got really huge, so she kind had a built in audience waiting.

Her music never read as ‘weird’ to me even during the heyday of gangsta rap in the late 90s. She, along with Timbaland and the Neptunes (seriously, how did so much talent come out of Hampton Roads at the same time?) were just cool. Aaliyah’s One In A Million and Ginuwine’s The Bachelor had already come out and she had…

Man I’d hang out with Christine Baskets for all of eternity;)

Taking the time to compose a message to some has-been, lazily hashtag-insulting your husband with the mildest of burns?

In the entire history of people clacking messages out on keyboards and hurling them at each other on the internet, has anyone ever said “I hope you find/learn/whatever” and actually meant it sincerely?