Next evolutionary psychology will tackle this concept called "fun".

My cousin was getting hit on hard-core at a bar one night, like, seriously the guy just wouldn't take the hint. So after a while, he looked down at his phone and she said suddenly, "Who are you talking to?" He looked really confused as she continued, "Oh my God, you're talking to another girl? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO…

I think it's two clashing groups of people, and that people who have or like pitbulls tend to be defensive because they run into lots of opposition, and then they get noisy about it.

So you snicker to each other and get the fuck over it.

Weddings are to make money for your future

Right? My jaw hit the floor. What an appalling human being.

I'm not sure if it's the first wedding you have been to, but for your next wedding... People give envelopes. I lost out on $200 covering you and your dates plate... And got fluffy whip and sour patch kids in return Just a heads up for the future :)

I'm going to respond to Odone in the most mature way I know how. With a Futurama gif:

Physically pick her up and put her on your lap???

"Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names."

Since my favorite response to unwanted touching is "The next part of you that touches me I keep."

A bit unrelated, but I feel like I've seen a few celebrities do this ancestry thing and then dissolve into tears when they find out their Southern ancestors owned slaves. As a history major/American history enthusiast, this really bothers me. Of course slavery is one of the greatest evils in the developed world, but…

Right now I'm glad to be Canadian, because I'm not 100% sure what a Paula Deen is. I know she has something to do with cooking and butter, but now that I know she's an asshole I can skip googling her and go back to drinking my maple syrup and riding my moose around, happily leaving this awful person for you poor…

I sincerely hope for your sake you never end up in this situation. In the meantime, perhaps best to assume that your fellow women know what they are doing, in their individual situations, of which you know exactly nothing.

STOP IT. The Tyrion sly smile at the end is perfect.

Dear man who seually assaulted me on the 4 today,

I want to shoot that aunt. You should reply "it wasn't really hard for me until you reminded me. Thanks."

Freedom of religion very explicitly means freedom from religion. Perry is a doofus.