I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. In basically every movie, Leonardo Dicaprio always just comes across as the best actor in a high school theatre production. Which is to say, he’s not *bad.* He’s always just, like, Leonardo Dicaprio in a costume and talking in his “acting” voice.

They were totally real

Oh please ... like none of us on here can skin a person and wear their face like a mask

Yas.

Dear DWTS: I know it’s your usual style, but please don’t wax his chest. Thank you.

“If those sheets aren’t 1000 thread count, what would I know from them?”

Reminds me of this

Right but just to be clear. Lucifer is REALLY FUCKING SEXY in this show. Like. really really really sexy.

That Stevie Wonder isn’t actually blind.

Donald Trump may be elected President in November. There is literally nothing that surprises me anymore.

It’s just safer:

That’s worse then the Ultra-orthadox Kohanim who believe that they are not allowed to fly over cemeteries and so wrap themselves in plastic.

It. Is. White & Gold! Deal with it!! I spent a whole morning arguing at work about this and I will not be dragged into the darkness again!

Suddenly, my favorite picture is relevant again.

Well, he did make the attractive Johnny Depp disappear, so maybe.....?

This guy is scarier than Trump to me.

Would I? No. I’d be marrying into this:

Still better than Crystal Metheney.