Troy, why are you doing a politically conservative high school, shamefully outdated fight rap?

And the motorcycle slide in Nope is a reference to Akira

I think the German guy at the end describes the way I feel well 

I think the German guy at the end describes the way I feel well 

This line fucking killed me lol

David Arquette did not have a 21 year wrestling career with WCW and WWE. 

This, 100%

Amen... Said absolutely everything I wanted to say

I’ve always said that necessity is the mother of all invention, and laziness is definitely the father.

chef’s kiss was the exact same thing I said lol

cannot agree with this statement more

I have said this before, I hate my dog shit state with a firey fucking passion... This is fucking garbage and every fuck who voted for this bullshit needs to be launched into the god damn sun... I’m sorry but banning abortion doesn’t end abortions, it just makes them less safe.

I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to disagree 100% on the Scrooge pick... Michael Caine is THE definitive Ebenezer Scrooge and I will hear no arguments! 

Knives out 2: Electric Boogaloo

God, I hate my stupid fucking state so fucking much... At every turn we make the worst possible decisions... Just so very fucking tired of it all.

take your star for the butthole surfers reference

he’s missing his lizard and hat

Claiming Bobson Dugnutt as my porn name