Why would anyone want her to step on their face... Maybe sit on it, but stepping on it??? Man feeple are weird.

And if its a dragon she turns into, she will also be hornier 

Willing to bet even his wings had wings.

POP, POP!!!

yep, they will learn the hard way... and I will laugh my ass off.

As a Texan, can confirm.

As a current Texas resident, I can confirm that people are stuck on stupid.

The villain lived long enough to see itself become the hero

fine, take your star... you just made me lol at work, you bastard 

No one stays dead, except for Uncle Ben.

Take your star you beautiful bastard! lol

Socialize the loses, privatize the gains... sounds about right

I think that if the version of Bill O’Brien that has called plays the last two weeks shows up for their game in a few weeks, I think the Texans have a shot to pull out a W.

Are we sure this guy is related to Ed? This guy is not nearly swoll enough to carry the Hochuli last name.

AAAAAAHHHH!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! Seriously that is pure nightmare fuel.

You’ll get no stars and like it with that asinine take... GTFOOHWTBS! 

In Texas, no matter what, the answer is always Ted Cruz.

DED.

That got dark quickly lol

You sir have earned your star... Take it you beautiful bastard!