Nope. I got it from my partner who sent it to me with the headline "THIS IS FUNNY YOU SHOULD POST IT LOL LOL I LOVE YOU!" (I'm really just responding because I wanted everyone to know my partner loves me.) (He is the best!)

:) Thanks for the nine....

I found it while looking through terrible eBook links one day, then screencapped it and named the file "clownfucker.jpg" so it would be easily searchable. Because I knew one day it would come in handy.

AND . . . you just happened to have that Clownfucker book right there, ready to go?

I am going to try to expense a copy of this book and review it.

What, no Nine?

"Because that actually sounds pretty cool. That is a good talent to have. If I knew a genie I would ask for the ability to do that. "

...and then we realized I had bought gay erotica. Haaaaa sad trombone.

I read them years ago, I ordered them from Good Vibrations. They were...interesting, mostly because while bondage turned me on, I didn't really understand BDSM. It introduced me to pony play, orgies, my first full on gay sex scene, nipple torture, brutal whippings, and some other stuff that I don't quite remember.…

Chris? Is that you? For the record, it was definitely a joke.

That doesn't just go to Updike or Roth every year?

I was more..

I'm sorry. I know I just got done saying I don't like to read about sex but I feel like I might make an exception here. But ONLY if I can read it aloud to my husband. Once in the very long ago I bought erotica ( on sale! Who could resist?) and my husband was all raised eyebrow how YOU doin? And I started to read it…

I think for some people, "fight" means "actively disagree." For others, it means "loudly release big feels." For still others, like my SO and me, it usually means "Talk it out before someone blows up, thus relaxing the issue." If you use that last definition, I can't remember us having a real "fight." If you use the…

I've been with my boyfriend for 11 years (SHUT UP MOM, I KNOW WE SHOULD BE MARRIED BY NOW), and we've never had what I would call a fight. Arguments, yes. But no fights. No raised voices, no yelling, no drama.

Depends on her definition of "fight" maybe? Or, like I imagine many trolls to be, he's a spineless dweeb in real life and releases the anger he has no constructive outlets for on internet people he perceives as weak and identity-less. ...which is more or less what he admitted to her. Ugh.

Yeah I think that's part of the problem. He lets out steam on the net because he can't release IRL. I don't care what people say, but couples who don't fight are suspicious as hell.

Well that just depends on several mitigating factors. First you have to consider the brand of the tampon: was it a bargain brand, like soke-ups from the Dollar Store, or are we talking a real nice, high quality, small batch production Tampon tampon? Second you have to allow for variance, it depends not only on the…