Drying it out has to be an improvement over the quivering, gelatinous horror that is regular Spam, though.

Or heroin. But yeah.

I'm just gonna go there: Jagger Snow sounds like really expensive cocaine.

Nope. The story says they’ve confirmed the baby, but not the relationship. The baby will be making a statement to the press about that in about six months.

‘Although the two have yet to confirm their relationship’.

I think the “having a baby” part was a joke? The story being quoted was just about how they’ve recently been romantically linked.

Ben McKenzie, who famously played Ryan Atwood on The O.C. and has since appeared in some other stuff, and Morena Baccarin (Firefly) are having a baby!

Holy crap! Ryan and Inara are having a baby? No power in the verse can stop them, apparently.

You can take back honorary degrees? Nice.

YES THIS. I’ll give kudos where it’s due, it was my husband (then not-quite boyfriend) who was the direct one and me who spent months freaking out about it cause I’d only ever dated shitheels who just didn’t have an emotionally available bones in their bodies. But once I absorbed the fact that him telling me he really…

On a second date about ten years ago, I said to the guy sitting across from me, “So, I like you, you’re totally awesome. But I’m not looking just for a fun time, I’m looking for a long term relationship. I mean, I’m dating other people and I’m not saying we have to be serious, but generally speaking I’m ready to…

My imaginary boyfriend is Nathan Fillion. He is perfect in all sorts of ways.

This sucks because Miseducation also happens to be a great book.

Stoned people love crafting. Trust.

...and now I'm picturing a rabbit with glow sticks and sunglasses. Please make that happen.

Nah, but it makes me want to abduct some cats and pop some Molly...you know...because it's a Tuesday afternoon and all.

Save the Vinyl! It's such a lost art!

Paris Hilton is not a DJ.

Shay Mitchell looks so #flawless.

All I see when I look at this is a censor bar...