Preach. I never got the appeal of this book.

All those and CDaN too.

and WELCOME BACK

I’m doing double duty!! (since about April)

When this is over (or Trump's checks inevitably bounce), it’ll be back to Zircon & Rayon for those two.

He’s in a wet suit and I’ve never been drier

Justin seems like a serial monogamist, so I don’t think Miley would work for him (15+ years with Heidi, 10 years with Jen ... he’s literally been working his way through NY looking for his next decade long relationship) 

All I’m sayin’ is that if a Hemsworth couldn’t keep Miley interested, that girl is Lebanese to the core.

It’s adorable when people think their love life is too complex to grasp. Humans have been at this thing in every single permutation for centuries. We are all still stumped. The reasons for this split are just as mundane as Jane Nobody’s failed marriage. Have a stadium of seats Ms. Cyrus.

Oh Tia, I’m not sure if the spiralizer or the red velvet cupcakes are the cause of your burping and what that may mean in terms of more serious body issues, but clearly admitting that “The Alchemist” is your favorite book is a cry for help!