...Mitch McConnell?

.......NUMEROUS older men have enjoyed my compulsion to relive what happened to me as a teen....i’m a guy, so are they

.....oh, if only......drunk guys give it up easy (to other guys).....

….this is why it’s just easier to be gay....as a guy, I’ve had other hot guys in my hotel room numerous times, but their sense of ownership of space was clear.....we were just having drinks...….I would never think, “Oh, he’s begging for the Big One....” ……..I hate this for women everywhere....I have four sisters, and…

gay dude here....Marchesa dresses..are #Gorgeous...…..yes, the #TAINT is strong, which is unfortunate, as most actresses are showing up to awards shows looking like Frances McDormand on an unhinged bender...…..

…...in fairness to myself, I DID describe Melanoma as “descended from a long line of #SlovenianWHORES!”.....

...i’m looking forward to the crime visor’s appearance in court...

...Liz knows when she pulls that Cougar-Face, I can’t say no......

….really, #She’sFine...

…..are these the Target Gianullis?

….I don’t know.....I kind of want a rugby team to sexually harass me.....

...ah, yes....I recall fondly the first time I fisted the Baroness Thatcher......knickers of steel......

....i’ve waited for that moment for many moons......Liz hauls off and decks someone, whilst shrieking, “I am the Queen, damnit!”

….I’d like to see Liz Warren and Betty Windsor have a Cougar-Off...….

lol...if PeeWee had been as *small* as Sly, they never would have noticed....

....dang it! I always get those confused!!…...thank God I’m a well-hung gender fluid Dude! (*that’s still a Thing, right?*)…..

...your labia are showing...

.....true...like Rose Marie...

...#WHORE!...

...I’m picturing ScarJo as Prince Charles, and Mo’Nique as Elton...