...... “Do you have a reservation?”......

…...when asked about Meaghan, the Duchess of Sussex’s new FirstWork capsule collection for women entering the workplace, Melania laughed, “Peasant!”...…..

......imagine if some disaster wiped out the 5 ahead of Harry in line for the Throne, and Megs became QUEEN CONSORT!!!!!.....lol.....oh, the Trump of the UK would be apoplectic.......I would LOVE it.....(and they gave Doria a room at Buckingham Palace that wasn’t in the Servants’ Quarters......GLORIOUS)

…..but.....but....but, What about Queen Charlotte?...…..didn’t she bring in the #Taint first???

.....People magazine will serialize it.....

....but she will claim she was railroaded til the end.....

.....only if Martha nitpicks at Lori’s outfit in each episode....

…...and, of course, the 3quel, “Halfway House”....

....I only hope his bush also has a bowlcut....

...don’t underestimate the sacrifice....

….any young son of a military dad will be scarred for decades by #TheBowlCut...I speak from experience....

…..I want Kathy Bates to play “Natalia” as the 16-yr-old version......

...I honestly thought it meant “aroused by Toads” (sapo, in Spanish)...

....would love if #Wild-EyeWendy tweeted, “Bitch, I’ll break your OTHER arm, and then break Sailor’s, that stupid shit name....Who’s real now?!”

…….(*opens can of worms*) I, as a dude observing female culture, think it stems from the fact that she never was, isn’t, and never will be pretty; society has trained women to believe that #OnlyThePretty get to rise, be fawned over, and set as objects of aspiration....Yet, she got to be That Girl on a Zeitgeist TV…

...….sigh.....enough with the hate for The View....this was a revolutionary show when it premiered, and this summer the NYT proclaimed it The Stop for political junkies.....everyone goes there....and I love the #MassiveShade Joy oozes for Megs everyday.....

.....idaknow...i think your Mom was a pioneer #Defender of the Sex-Doll Industry....she didn’t want those #WhoreMannequins stealing business from vinyl doll needies....

...speak for yourself...…...

 …..it’s Mo’Nique

...I once had a corn on my toe...not in an erotic way, no silky golden ear...it was more like a wart...I was horrified...this is like that....