lol....I read that as “...nice free used cat....”

……..I would like to know How Many of those winners went out and got laid in the back seat of their very own #BrandNew G6!!!

...I got “Wheaties, 1969".....

lol...#Gurr, you know it ALL comes to a #ScreechingHalt once the words “#BlackWomanAhead” comes up...…..

…..LAWD.....#What did Sunny Hostin do to #HerHair??…..

.....does the Religion get a third of the property?......does it get the dog?....

…..lmao.....is America really yearning for Property Brother dick??…….gay man with a confession: I’ve lived without Property Brother dick this long...I think I’ll make it...…….Zooey, #Enjoy!...…(tall guys have notoriously small dicks)…...

….at least Lapo is hung monstruously…..according to Cindi Adams (?)….I can’t keep the gossip whores separate...….

...it’s not our fault we’re always at the Avant-garde....

lol.....something tells me that some unknown driver in Finley Point, Montana, is going to be sporting a new #HoodOrnament in the not-to-distant future......

……..yes, it involves a #SkiNose and a #Pat...…...

.....they probably thought the current Duchess of Marlborough would be riding it all night......

...….this is, by far, the Quip of the Week...…(just don’t expect the young’uns to get it)……...

……..but then ‘Muricans wouldn’t understand it!

.....it is in French....

…….and if the offending dick was uncut, THAT borders on psychological terrorism......

……..wow...…..just, wow.....

…...you know Martha baked her a cake with a file in it, and a card reading, “Fuck Gwyneth” ...meanwhile, Lori Loughlin is watching old eps of Desperate Housewives for her upcoming portrayal of Felicity in Lifetime’s “No, This Is Our Real Take on the College Admissions Scandal”.....

....I love Them.....#GlobalTravellers, those two.....

.....I know #KoreanTwitter was on Pins&Needles about the Murphy Race....