…...right, let’s get back to the REAL stuff, FGS!...….#TiffanyIsFat!...….

.......Wear White While Being Shot By An AR-15!......it will definitely be the #DramaticStatement you were hoping for, and the color combination will be to die for!!!.......

........somewhere, Judith Martin weeps discretely......

….. “tits on a stick” …..ummmm, there ain’t no stick on Megs.....she’s a concrete foundation from the flo up.....

.....to be fair, whenever forced to acknowledge Tiffany, MANY a Trump has responded, “I don’t know her.” .......

…….it’s what happens with #BadGenes...…..I never thought Marla was gorgeous, but she was a very pretty woman; Tiff had a right to at least SOME of that. But, voila, you can’t suppress Trump genes, just like the Windsor genes......even Diana’s genes could totally save Wills...…..Marla’s genes fought the good fight, but…

…..#ThatHoDorian just rolled into here in Fort Myers.....if that was her “Hello”, I really don’t care for her attitude......I may ask her to leave......

…...She’s juuuuuuust starting to roll in now......Hi, #Dorian!

…...lol.....I’m guessing you think you’re “straight”....

......where, umm, is decent society living these days?.....

.....in any case, I have more pressing concerns right now.....my dear friend, #HurricaneDorian is coming by this evening for drinks.....that #Bitch always drinks my top-shelf liquor (ok, it’s really Natural Ice & Benedryl)….

…..ooooohhh, LOVING the sec of state option!

...….In fairness, the “hole at the bottom where the actor inside clambers in and out” could just be that the VelociPastor has a prolapsed anus...….

.....they were searching for an elusive reboot.....

.....god, you actually made me laugh out loud this early in the mananya.....

...... “’til his 2nd Grade Lesbian Squad kick all the QAnon asses and make them sing ‘You Need to Calm Down...’?

.......I’m reading this in Fort Myers, as I stand in line for my FEMA papertowels.........

.....#BigDharma......

.....wait, what happened to the #WarOnFaris/Janney?

.......I also want to fuck you, and I haven’t even seen you yet! .....(p.s. I’m a dude).....