…..LMFAO...….we need to be friends, you and I.....lol

....as a dude with outrageously fabulous hair, I hate that for any man who is a decent person....

…..why, Scarlett Johanson, of course...

.....I’ll be the judge of that, thank you.....

.....please....North probably has the best weed around....

…...that’s why it’s always best to go for 18 and 48.....they’re in the same place developmentally.....

…..i’m guessing it was really Joey for you......how you’d like to have been that tailor.....

meh...I would’ve said, “How’s your dick? Still small??”

....the Census......literally the one time #TheHomeless count......

…….I gave you the best comments of my life!....and, Yes! Those were the best!!….and, now, not a word from you.....I remember the endless nights sitting up with you on Jez, trying to see you through the Conundrum that was #TheGrammarian....and this is the thanks I get...…..

…..everyone thinks British men are gay anyways....we know what goes on at those boarding schools....that island has more queens than just #BettyWindsor....

…..yes, My Dear, I am now living in Fort Myers......although I did a year (lol, sounds like prison) at my sister’s in Navarre (Panhandle) 4 years ago, and Santa Rosa Island’s beaches are superb, I think this time I’m going to have a heapin’ helpin’ of #RealFlorida......it’s interesting though, I’ve never been this far…

...so why appropriate their sexual mechanics?.....

….well, you know that girl can play anything.....I’d actually like to take her up on that.....I can see it now: Netflix’ “BlackBalled: The Life and Times of Mo’Nique” starring Scarlett Johanson…..

sigh.....oh, bob......poor, foolish, #Headstrong, unwanted bob....

.....to be #Honest, as an American, I was raised to find it difficult to invest emotionally in tales in which the lead actors are not #Hot.....

…..have you heard that ScarJo is now playing a beige carpet in a marriage?.....

…..He paid by the inch.....sometimes a little does go a long way.....

.....also, I’m guessing #TransylvaniaDick is kind of like scoring #GaryOldman’sCurrentDick.....

…..by-the-bye, #Ms.isFindilynn, I am MUCH closer to you now than when I was in Monterey 2 yrs. ago and we were chatting......Darling, #I’mInFlorida, Help Me God!!…….