......side-eye from Maggie Smith......

.......that Hunch screams, “John Meyer did this to me!”.......pobrecita......

.....somewhere in Alaska, Sarah P. oils her rifle......meanwhile, Bristol, an unwed mother, is banging a stranger.......

.......say it louder.....voices carry......

.......so, “to be fisted”......

......hey, it worked for Donnie......4 times!

......maybe Pats & Eddy can give it a go?.......

.....I knew it! When I saw the headline, my first thought was, “Some of the other bachelors he blew are going to come forward.....”

.....This was SO good and so much fun.....my first binge-watch.....I killed it the first 24 hours specifically so there would be no spoilers......

.....Michelle subsequently got to bang Heath Ledger......I’d say she came out ok

.....that dog’s face is far too young, or has a much better surgeon.....

....His ears tell me he has a small dick....so, yeah, no dice....

.....People don’t want to bang Republicans.....uptight, missionary, BORING! Plus, needless to say, most Republican sex takes place in airport men’s room stalls.....

#WhiteBlondEgyptianActressesMatter!

how do you feel about white blonde girls playingEgyptians?

.....I know I’m a bad person, but I REALLY want to see that man nude and aroused......

.....not sure who she is (model?), but WOW.....

.....I believe it was the ‘99 Emmy Awards. Michelle’s husband, producer David E. Kelley’s shows took Best Drama (Chicago Hope?) and Best Comedy (Ally McBeal). The entire Ally cast was onstage, Calista demurely in the back, and David E. Kelley (who I think is still the only producer to ever win both top awards the same…

.....What a healthy outlook! I’m glad to hear it. My female friends have been saying for years that I’m an idiot for believing Michelle can still look like that, but I remember an interview with her about 15 years ago, where she was like, “IT’s absolutely my right to have any work done I want, but I’m happy with the…

......LOLOL......are you dancing around the insinuation that la Pfeiffer may have had work done? Although, honestly, if the alternative were that she’d turn into Camilla......well......