TP’ing MAL would be more accurate ;)

The people planning to vote for him(?)

His sons?

Of course they can take a joke. Hell, they’re voting for one.

“’Freedom of speech!’ the man shouted back.”

If you’re carrying enough water weight to produce tears, you’re too bloated for the runway fam.

I found the whole controversy stupid. The choice to award the prize to Dylan was unusual, and inspired, but it didn’t redefine literature, it just reminded people that literature also includes poems that can be read or sung, much in the tradition of Homer. No one would deny Homer is a writer would they?  

I had Shady Pete’s debut LP on 8 track but it burnt up when I totaled the Chevelle. Then the dam cassette got stuck in the Pacer when the engine caught fire. The disc flew out the sunroof when I flipped the Camaro. I was going to burn Shady Pete’s greatest hits on my MP3 but I got to thinking the son of bitch brings…

Colin Kaepernick can recite “Hurricane” wearing a leopard-skin pill box hat.

They wouldn’t vote Republican either since they hate those weaklings who can’t stay alive.

The cast is the best as a whole they’ve had in years but the writting is super hit or miss.

Samson had good hair tho.

I’m honestly shocked he didn’t just split the difference and start calling him Uncle Ben.

I’ve been really liking SNL for awhile now. The women on the show are the standouts, by far. Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, Aidy Bryant, Leslie Jones, they’re all fantastic.

Maybe during Wednesday’s debate, halfway through, she can offer Trump to take a break so he can go “powder his nose.”

“For the first time in my adult life”??

Melania wasn’t throwing shade; she still fully supports her husband.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Meet Your Second Wife sketch from SNL:

Grab her by the podium?