He’s not?

Well, for me, it would be great incentive to stay on my diet.

I didn’t think she could get better than last week’s “I think I’m gonna be president” delivery, but goddamn Kate McKinnon.

It’s gold because you know talking about him and not using his name kills him a little more inside each day. Like, he lives and breathes attention-whoring.

Melania will just repeat everything Michelle says

Corporealist!

Can we please have a Shade Bracket during next year’s March Madness?

Newton knew his shit.

...k

If body language counts, they were doing that this year.

Zack Snyder is directing, so there will be a lot of civilian casualties during the climactic slugfest between Mary and Jane.

She left because she had already taught George Banks how to be a better lover.

Actually first they came for the mimes but everyone was pretty okay with that.

All I know is, anyone who puts on a scary clown outfit nowadays had some pretty big shoes to fill.

He wishes he were as SMART as that dog.

He looks like Pestilence, the 1st of the Four Horseman.

Pence wise and pound foolish.

We have a pre-debate winner!

I predict Angelina hooks up with Huma.