Or about Aunt Muriel’s perception of quality

This reminds me of that episode of Downton Abbey where they open up the house to tourists for a day. Though they are the ones giving the tour, no one in the upstairs family knows squat about the art, architecture or history of the house. There’s some utterly brilliant silent acting from the downstairs staff as they…

The way the kids aggressively slapped those balloons. It just seemed to come so naturally:(

Also, Lin-Manuel Miranda

I believe Trump’s people refer to it as a sheriff’s star.

Monterey is magnificent. A childhood vacation that included a drive from San Francisco to LA with stops in Monterey and in San Luis Obispo is one of my best memories (The Madonna Inn and Anderson’s Pea Soup). I am so happy for you. Florida loss and all that...

follow suit indeed, class action, if necessary.

Aside from the odd Dowager Duchess? Not really.

You have that colorful animated look going for you. I’m more black and white.

I thought they were humongous moths.

That tweet was from her staff. It’s only from H if it’s signed “-H”.

And the second thing is her texting her friends, “Okay, who won the pool?”

For full balance there, we now need to spread rumours that Brad’s pregnant every time he holds anything that covers his stomach.

Especially when it comes to disputes over land.

Jennifer Aniston is half Greek. (Look for pictures of her with her original nose.) Being half Greek myself, I am well aware of the astonishing durability of grudges in that particular culture. (I believe this to be a common feature of Mediterranean and Middle Eastern cultures, but Greeks really elevate it to an art…

I have a feeling the first thing Jennifer Aniston thought when she heard the news that Brad and Angelina had split up was “oh for fuck’s sake, now everyone’s going to badger me for a comment”.

Or maybe even more auditing.

Trump is one of those pairs of flip flops they sell out of big bins at the grocery store. He’s orange, of course, and both sets of straps are broken.

Why all the hate on gladiator sandals, Trump is crocs