“Winning Temperament”

I dug it when Trump talked for his two minutes, then interrupted her at the start of her two minutes, before Lester finally cut him off - and Clinton said: “I assume you’ll restart the clock, Lester”.

What did they think he was going to say?

I, an ordinary citizen, am already like “omg I bet he slapped one of the kids! That was the incident I bet!” to myself so I can imagine just how overcome with excitement and emotion people in the tabloid industry actually feel. ‘Drunk Brad tried to kill Shiloh!’ will probably be a story by the Daily Mail.  

Sad for the kids, glad for the Aniston.

It can also be stuff they’d never be able to get from a monogamous relationships - variety of partners, members of both sexes, or the thrill of doing something illicit and having to hide it.

Marion Cottilard is a beautiful woman that, at least in terms of classical beauty, is an upagrade on Jolie. I tried to think of a way to say that without offending the target audience here at Jezebel and came up empty. Sorry in advance ladies.

This is to be expected from Brad, who should be entering his teenage years pretty soon.

You’ll learn to love The Christian Science Monitor, I promise!

How would Pitt know quality acting?

Go with your petty side. #teampetty

Please see above.

thats just bill berry...he doesnt have much to do with his time after retiring from r.e.m.

It’s spelled YOU’RE (1 apostrophe) you WHORE!!

Yet he still looks like my drunk, chainsmoking, permanent-tan Aunt.

These little punks can fuck right off with their imaginary nonsense.

Or Angie left Brad for Taylor.

Maybe it should be a reasonable multiple of their lowest paid employee?

Seriously. What is even the point of that much money? It’s disgusting. Won’t save him when he has the heart attack he looks to be a few weeks away from, either.