Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

Not if your unborn child is a white, heterosexual, Christian, male with a future career as a gun range manager.

I thought Lauer looked great

So I think we should have a debate with no moderator.

Yes, well, just wait until she drops her next big single I Am Very Mad at Tom Hiddleston Because We Were In a Entirely Real Relationship, the Ending of Which has Left Me Emotionally Vulnerable.