One final note: your claim for “patiently explaining” is somewhat undermined by calling me “tiresome” in the same sentence, just another little bit of reader feedback for ya. The phrase you might be looking for is “passive aggressively.”

I taught my SO how to reheat pasta with a cream sauce without it separating. You would have thought I was the second coming of Christ.

Fortgang is the best last name to have if you are a couple suing over any sort of dwelling.

The fact that three of her children died before adulthood and her husband was shot in the head in front of her certainly didn’t help alleviate her “emotional” symptoms any, that’s for sure. For all the adulation Abe eventually got, he was still thought of as a rube and a backwoods weirdo by much of Washington society,…

I think now we’re discussing the guest list for the best dinner party ever?

Thank you from my ancestors for freeing them!

She also had a bad case of “Not A Heather”. The east coast mean girls society ladies treated her like shit when the Lincolns moved to DC

For all we know she was simply suffering from “talking while female”. But yeah, I mean whatever the case, hopefully people start treating her, and people with any illnesses, with more complexity and respect.

Soooooo... this is his way of turning down the VP slot w/o saying it out loud?

that’s the plan

I still have my T-shirt with Mary Todd on the front with the line “You’d have to be crazy to live in Springfield.”

I’ve been meaning to tell you I like your user name.

Melissa McCarthy would probably make him spontaneously combust. Which would be great!

fuck yes!!! “hey baby, will you marry me? Here’s a root canal!”

I think I would be more concerned about injuring myself with that thing considering how big it is. I’d accidentally give myself a black eye/bloody nose/etc.

A…glitch, you say?

I would be slapping fools like it was going out of style.

Facebook declined to elaborate on how a technical glitch caused the video to be removed, calling it complicated.

What’s laughable is that Gawker has it’s own filtering system.

Could it be that one of their content managers is named Technical Glitch?