Yah I don’t get why people keep ripping on Calvin in this. So Taylor cheats on him, and HE is the bad guy? And how many crappy songs about cheating ex’s have been written by women where we were not critical?

Housr.

It would be like getting motor-boated by a human-sized large toe.

WHAT’S THE MATTER, YOU DON’T LIKE FETUS JUICE?

This is getting tired.

I literally just got a chill down my spine.

That gif is amazing. I also like this version of it:

didn’t the Iowa hog castrater do the same? pretty sure Sen. Joni Ernst gave the Trumpinator a big nopin’ head shake & a “I’ll take the next train” when asked if she’d climb onboard.

YOU’RE SO DAMN CLOSE.

At this point the only person who remotely wants the job is Gingrich, and that is going to be hilarious. Welcome to the Six Wives Club. Of course the only dude who’d be his VP is the guy who made his living doing all the political things Trump did, but not as well. For Newt, a fresh coat of Trump Stank is actually…

He owns two, just in Scotland.

Is it too much to ask for that mosquito to give him Zika?

THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO SHE’S TWISTING THE ISSUES AAAAA A MOSQUITO WENT UP MY NOSE!

He angrily lamented his treatment at the hands of Mrs. Clinton’s campaign,

And he is Loki:

*Disapproving glare in your direction.

That shrimp jello is terrifying and should not exist. Seriously vomit-worthy.

Hey, if it weren’t for that whole presidency thing he probably would be.

Same.

Better than the Tagus River just outside of Topeka??