YUGE upgrade

I’ve stayed there twice. Once in a bungalow and the second time in the John Adams suite (I was involved in a charity function for Lupus and they provided us with the rooms. The staff was phenomenal and they were very generous with their terms. Cynicism aside, they can’t be faulted there)

What I don’t understand is what the property owner was thinking when Chris Brown applied to rent the place. I mean, if your place has any kind of value, you gotta be some kind of idiot not to screen potential renters...

Of course not. Sometimes a single click doesn’t register.

For the holiday beach goers

Duhamel is a try-hard.

I missed that, but I’d love if she cloned Idris Elba and Aidan Turner!

Yoko Ono can smell love. I’m not sure what to do with this information.

That’s a magazine I would possibly buy

Ellipses comprise three periods. La Croix is a soda, while Lacroix is a designer. AbFab will always rule, though!

I would accept that is “some” was the case. But it’s not “some.” It’s “an overwhelming majority of.” And let’s not pretend that it’s just size. If she were Sofia Vergara, it wouldn’t be as much of a problem. It’s about being bigger than a sample size AND not being a very conventionally attractive person.

Artistic maybe, skilled. Not artists. Only if they create a set of one offs, show them on the runway once but never create multiple duplicates from them in all different sizes to be sold and worn. Then you can call it art.

I’m not sure I want to unpack any of this, tbh.

merci <3

I have always suspected this, and I find it almost translates into “Arrrgh, whay aren’t you bitches all built like a fucking stick so I don’t have to dress anything more unsightly than a stick figure?”.

He looks very sad nowadays. He shops near my work in Thousand Oaks, CA. I saw him a week or two ago in cargo shorts pushing a cart with only vegetables in it, looking more broken than my left tail light.

And a Finger that’s just a twinkle in his father’s eye.

Dislocated finger...

well we all know there’s a Littlefinger

One day Jen is going to give birth to an elderly man and then all the doubters are going to look soooo stupid.