To be fair: she totally could do exactly what he did, with the exact same result.

The struggle with non-uniform curl pattern is real. I am a Scandinavian girl, and my hair is curly in back, wavy in the middle and straight in the front/crown. It means either straightening the back, curling the front, or accepting a cave person hairstyle. 😞

I knew something was up when he had Ann Coulter and James O’Keefe on the last love connection.

Eeek. He sounds like he’s on bath salts.

I have never seen MIA so desolate or lonely. Oh, wait, that’s Jeb.

That’s the one. That’s why literally every tenured professor, as well as every student, at Harvard is a bilingual undocumented queer woman of color, and White men are only allowed on the premises as security guards and footstools.

as well you should, as we all should.

Damn girl, that’s harsh! Imma be honest with you, I used to be pretty judgmental about women’s style choices. But then I realized I have worn plenty of things that were NOT RIGHT. Plus, you know, if it makes a lady feel pretty or confident.. Who am I to shit on their style?

1980. KFC and Green Goddess Dressing. It wasn’t pretty.

#notallotters

God did I need those 30 seconds of adorableness!

So this was the first fight that either had ever been in, right? I mean, I’m not advocating violence by any means, but holy fuck. What was that shit? With no sarcasm intended whatsoever, I’ve seen playground fights that were better than this.

I’m guessing a lot of that would be the priest losing his point mid-sentence and rambling off in a different direction. I’m guessing if I were a parishoner I wouldn’t really mind, either...

“night on the town” for this woman=8 pm church service followed by a glass and a half of white zinfandel at Barb’s house while they talk shit about the other’s women’s ‘slutty’ church outfits.

Stop Making Sense

The communion wafers, such cottonmouth.

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Praise the lord.

I wondered that too. Also why they aren’t accompanied with a lamp for dancing with.