Same as it ever was

I was distracted by the presence of an actual soap box.

I am in my twenties and if something happened to mine I would lose my shit.

Here it’s Dog (guess what animal he is?) and Check Out My Horns (a triceratops). I should lock them up in a safe.

This is how I go up a latter...

If Foxy ever gets lost, life as I know it is over.

I feel you Alicia. I’m in a state of low grade terror if the kid’s primary lovey leaves the house.

Star for anyone who says fu at the academy awards

So without meaning to sound weird, I’m starting to fangirl you a little.

I though she was vanilla too but then I remember the rumor that Ryan cheated on her with Taylor Swift and think that it might mean that she wasn't quite vanilla enough for him...

Truly, news that tens of people waited for.

do they all work at gawker?

Did Prince’s suicide note begun with, “Dearly Beloved,” and was his signature a symbol?

Agreed. In the interim, enjoy this picture of my cute dog? She loves you, I promise!

Are these the kind of students that I should feel sorry for because they didn’t have parents to teach them stuff like this or the clueless kind? I’m sure it’s hard to be an economically literate adult if you have no role models.

She's not a murderer, just a paddlephile.

it’s already been on Dateline!

“Men are afraid women will take their canoe paddles. Women are afraid of losing their spirituality.”