Well, I’ll go swallow cyanide now.

I had the same reaction. “I fell in love with my costar while we were pretending to fall in love” doesn’t really seem like a great basis for a relationship. But then again, I’m in a committed relationship with my cats, so what do I know?

Vagitarian?

Do you mean Boys on the Side?

Wasn’t she also in a movie where she was blind and had surgery to fix it? She witnessed a murder but her eyes were still blurry so she didn't see the killer.

Less gem, more fool’s gold.

But I thought in America you had a right to bare arms...

I’ll show myself out...

Titanic spoilers -

“Skewed too female.”

They have all the shows your mom likes. I’m unhappy there’s no Nancy Drew right now, but happy that Nancy Drew will never touch butts with NCIS: Cities and Large Suburbs, Big Bang Theory, and something called Elementary, which I’ve never heard of but looks like it would piss me off.

“These hands are small I know. But where it counts I grow not show.

No to anything involving Trump and sex.

Who’s Putin it to who?

“Does anyone care about Saturday Night Live anymore?” Said the person who read an article about Saturday Night Live, then decided to take the time to make a comment on said article.

I always blame it on the bossa nova

*Googles James McAvoy.*

Kylie Jenner kicked Tyga to the curb because, according to a source, “he was lying repeatedly to her face, and she just couldn’t take it anymore.”

Unless the woman you don’t like is Angelina Jolie in which case you’re Chelsea Handler.