.......really, Douche-Nozzle? Is that you or your small dick talking?

.....body weight, Dearie....you have your casual observation, I’ll have mine...

.....do tell......Dish!......I hope you’re not talking about McAvoy and Fassbinder....

......looks like Trump.......#ICan’tEscape!!!!!!!!!!.........

.....I applaud his pants......

......not gay men.....

.......I only pray that you have a gay man in your life to blow it all off with after work........really, we are an essential......

......be sure to include “architect” as a verb.......also, I think it was the noted philosophress Kristin Cavallari who first placed “curated” at the forefront of the postmodern working grrrl’s lexicon.....

......lol.....God forbid!......that’s worse than the Hive!.....

......as a gay man, I need this clarified: both the Met Gala AND CFDA are billed as Fashion’s Biggest Night!, so which is it?!! Also, of all the looks above, the only winners I see are Tilda Swinton and Palermo’s Husband.....

.....Have you ever seen the film “Pan’s Labyrinth” (Spain)? I STG that if you put a really bad rug on the Giant Frog in that mystical cave, it would look EXACTLY like Trump.......

.......don’t forget the Hindenburg.....

.......Meanwhile, Margaret Thatcher was elected in 1979 and was in power for 11 years, in a country where the Head of State is also a woman....I despised Thatcher’s policies, but admired her for breaking that glass ceiling.....meanwhile, 40 years later here in the U.S.............

..........YES!!!!!!!!!!! I have waited 24 years for this.........and if BernieBros and Trumpkins think they are the first clods I’ve had to deal with, they ain’t shit.........#GOHILLARY........

......sooo, you WOULD BANG?........

......and all I got was a reply from Kristin Cavallari to one of my snarky posts....I was momentarily excited because I was investing 500 Days of my life in someone that I had no idea who the hell she “is”/”was”.......

......get in line......also, some of that Swedish sausage......I may have to leave Justin Trudeau for him.....

......lol......love this......

.....I don’t know.....when the Duchess of Pork got her toes sucked by that Texas oilman back in the ‘90s, that was pretty interesting....

.....needless to say, WOULD BANG.......also: wasn’t she a stripper, or at least lots of nudes of her floating around?......I can’t keep my Scandinavian royalty straight, but one of those princes married a porn star (I think).....