......Oh my stars and garters! You don’t think a young woman would deceive an older man with a fortune about her intentions, do you?.....

......ummmmm......GOLD-DIGGERS..........WORTHLESS WHORE

....and YAY! for small dicks everywhere!.....

.....I’m pretty sure it was then that your life began to go astray....

.....somewhere in a dark parking lot outside of a recording studio, Miranda waits for Gwen to exit.....not cuz she wants Blake back, but she cares for him as a person, and she, like the rest of us, see what Gwen is up to.....

.....and your thoughts on Gwen??.......adjectives like “needy”, “unstable”, and “bad female role model” are coming to mind....

.....love you, but I must: Look on the bright side, I’m sure there’s an unsuspecting man (looking at you, Blake Shelton) out there that you can nickel-and-dime!.......

.......yeah, AFTER you pay your dues.....

....this is the sad thing.....he probably does.....but then, most days I’m thinking Gwen would absolutely crumble if Blake walked on.....In general, I think women take it harder, ESP. when the man does the walking.....

.....I hope yer not the official PR rep for the Gold-diggers United Union, cuz, baby, you suck......

.....surely Florida is the avant-garde of out-there vibrator styles/designs.....maybe a Kraken model?......

.....One shudders at the thought....

.....Bergie McIceberg......where ya been?.......

.....why not? They make Trump’s ties.......his followers don’t care that those should be American jobs......I know these people.....they take pride in their ignorance......

......well, it’s a scientific fact that Gingers will be extinct in fewer than a hundred years, so it’s not like they’re a lasting problem.....the real question is: What will replace the Gingers on the human spectrum? There will be an open slot that was previously occupied for hundreds of years......

.....all snark aside, any time people stop and contemplate anything nowadays, I’m impressed.....

......Morley Safer approved this critique.....

.........Dermot from “my best friend’s wedding”-era, you might have a point....but after Nick shoved his bulge in my face.......well, girl, I crumbled....

.....WOULD BANG......and yank on his beard hair while banging....

.....it was 6 eps and out.....as a whole they were GREAT (1 or 2 not so much) and killer cliff hanger ending.....by all accounts, all parties want to continue, so now it’s just down to scheduling......YAY!......