“I’m not the one being elitist, you’re the one judging me for simply telling the truth.”

A gamer only plays real games. Those games aren’t real games, duh.

he uses computers all the time. computers love him. he has fantastic computers, with many many friends.

However, thanks to an incident at a Colorado hotel, Vanessa Bryant has more ice than D’Angelo will ever see.

“She’s done nothing. She’s done absolutely nothing to further the success of the middle class. She jumps on the backs of people who she wants to be dependent on government. She needs these people to be dependent on her.”

read as SCROTUM.

Does anyone truly comprehend the gravity of this situation?

White flags don't repeal aliens.

No film has even come close to the mystical significance of 2001.

No, that’s not true. They took the shoulder pad budget from her pay.

I think you might be lost.

A real hockey player would have finished his shift.

It is not a myth and yes, listen to OldMilce....go get checked out.

There is something seriously wrong with your dick and balls. Like seriously. Go get that checked out. Getting even a tap in the sack is a terrible, terrible thing that can drop even the manliest of men.

This isn’t really related but I’m bored today. So. When I was a fourteen year old girl, there was a skirmish (or “squirmish, if you will) in from of the net. I slammed my glove down on the ice and the ref blew the whistle. Lifted glove up: puck not there. Checked net: puck not there. The game stopped for a full five…

Great, now I am desperately thirsty for a Lemon Augustus!

+1 sale into white slavery.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

Best LANs in baseball.

the movie is also about giant corporations running everything, keeping the population dumb, telling them what to watch, eat, how to think, and twisting science and education to grant them more control and money (ITS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!). very much like we have today with lobby groups warping education & laws to fit…