“I’m not the one being elitist, you’re the one judging me for simply telling the truth.”

A gamer only plays real games. Those games aren’t real games, duh.

However, thanks to an incident at a Colorado hotel, Vanessa Bryant has more ice than D’Angelo will ever see.

“She’s done nothing. She’s done absolutely nothing to further the success of the middle class. She jumps on the backs of people who she wants to be dependent on government. She needs these people to be dependent on her.”

read as SCROTUM.

White flags don't repeal aliens.

I think you might be lost.

A real hockey player would have finished his shift.

It is not a myth and yes, listen to OldMilce....go get checked out.

There is something seriously wrong with your dick and balls. Like seriously. Go get that checked out. Getting even a tap in the sack is a terrible, terrible thing that can drop even the manliest of men.

This isn’t really related but I’m bored today. So. When I was a fourteen year old girl, there was a skirmish (or “squirmish, if you will) in from of the net. I slammed my glove down on the ice and the ref blew the whistle. Lifted glove up: puck not there. Checked net: puck not there. The game stopped for a full five…

+1 sale into white slavery.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

Best LANs in baseball.

As a Sacramento native I can assure you the Hilton is already preparing him his favorite burger.

I love when the internet makes people thing their opinions matter. “raise my voice against the masses come Friday” LOL oh my god what a dork. not even your mother cares dude.

I’m so happy you’ve found a way to feel superior to people that like things.

I mean, there’s a point when things get too dense for its own good. Sometimes a grand ol’ reset needs to happen to keep the accessibility of the main plot.