The special twist: this story ends with two new characters Cease and Desist.

Thank you, Ralph.

"AmzonElectronics" is a nice touch. Though Amazon is quick to remove fake listings like that—and you'll never get that $90 PS4 from them—it's still simple to snag a screenshot and bring it to one of the big box stores.

This interview made me realize just how strange the whole gamergate fiasco must look to outsiders.

THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS NOT GOING TO KEEP YOUR EDGES LAID.

*sits and waits for those angry, angry warriors of "ethics in game journalism" to appear with the same rage they did with the whole Zoe Quinn issue*

Youtubers are personalities, not journalist.

Not before everyone tries to paint it as attacks on women.

Who can blame Jeter for asking someone else to be the one who sucks ass for once?

Holy shit that banner illustration. I can't imagine that work-order.... Hey Jim... here's what I need.....

A gaming news site, commenting on a recent scandal involving improper conduct with gaming journalists. Handled quite professionally by the author here. What's the problem?

In recent days I've been asked several times about a possible breach of ethics involving one of our reporters. While I believe no such breach occurred, I feel it is important for Kotaku readers who have questions to get clear answers.

I'll be there! Got my plane tickets and passes, along with GiantBoyDetective!

"There is nothing to learn from this game about reality," replied the major general with confidence, "as I took all the right actions."

This is what happens when you try to get free shit from sleazy people.

"The drone was found to have traces of marijuana in its system."

Don't forget that they sprinkled some crack on it before they left.