Little known fact is he is always intoxicated

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

As many as you want. The real question is: How many coworkers SHOULD you bone?

When this woman is inevitably fired for being an idiot, I am sure the internet will embrace her as a unique individual who simply wants to express herself.

Hey, syrup drinkers. Edumacate me. Are helmet to helmet hits on receivers okay under CFL rules?

This is the most effective that Tebow has ever been through the air.

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

The day companies get penalized for anything...is the day we have democracy back...

I think companies need to be penalized for reporting false flags. That is the only way this kind of things are less likely to happen.

“During her testimony, she became very emotional and cried. You could just see something different in her when she started talking about the rape and when it happened,” said Speaks.

Same folks in the Clinton campaign who started the “Obama Boys” thing back in 08.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

Hillary Clinton murdered Vince Foster.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

My biggest concern about that video is what appears to be the god damn confederate flag in the background.

I like how “Schoolie McSchoolFace” is the tongue-in-cheek one.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

“Oh so now everyone who has a swatstika tattoo is a racist?”