Pretending I don't want sex as badly as he does gives me the upper hand.

Yea, both chose to walk away.. Doesn't say much for her judgement either.

Can't Keep Whiz, Can't Keep Kanye - at a certain point, looks don't factor in anymore and you have to consider a personality.

The hype around this game is lasting longer than I had expected. I thought people would've admitted a financial loss around this game about 3 months ago.

Um, my skepticism for this reboot has now reach the size of a Twinkie 35 feet long weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

Wow.. I'd want to fight him after something like that. I respect the tactic, but would hate having it executed against me.. I was getting a bit upset just reading it..

Those aren't jeans, but serious - Wear what you're comfortable in at funerals. Its about grieving, not shaking hands and kissing babies. These asshats keep digging themselves further into the hole.

Muppet Treasure Island. GREAT FILM!

What do you think the odd are that she read all of that? Lets be honest.

Rest well..

I need to know that this is a joke.. right?

Zippoty Zop BeBop - DAAAAAAWWWWWWB

No one is happier than this guy.

Sorry Tri-hex..

Show of hands - How many women would do this for Mr. Jeter? None? Liars, the lot of ya.

Ray Rice = loses livelihood. Chris Brown = 3 grammys

Please don't be one of those people who are appalled by Ray Rice's behavior and are happy he's been released from the Ravens, but shake your butts to every Chris Brown song you've ever heard.

Man... that would suck.

This is the best.