I met her at a book signing in like 2007 and when I told her my name she said, “You’re shittin’ me,” and asked to see my driver’s license. (It was admittedly weird of me to ask her to make it out to my full name.)

A very casual acquaintance knows her (went to college together) and she’s only said a little bit about Ms. McLauglin...but this has devastated her entire life and family. I hope she wins.

The tweet to her about “When you become the main chick instead of the side chick,you do know that your former position becomes available?” made me laugh on a Monday.

Not really.

I know!

Kevin just wants a woman who knows how to ship via UPS or FedEx.

It seems Kevin Hart comes up short in the fidelity game.

Nah, you don’t actually have to invite her, and the proof is right there in her ‘We’ll see about that’ response. You invite people to your wedding who are there to support you, on your day, as you embark upon the wonderful experience of having your relationship legally and religiously authorized and recognized. Her…

I agree with you! Except:

Yea. He’s absolutely worth a long listen. Gifted song writer and musician. The most recent album (the Nashville Sound) is his best / most accessible yet. Anyway, hope you like.

I didn’t hate this movie because of how it treated single women who worked. I hated it because Michael Douglas’s character, Dan, treated Alex terribly. Yeah, she stalked him and his family, but he jumped into bed with her without a care in the world and tried to discard her because their affair became inconvenient…

TISH! <3

#neverforget:

All my 30 something white girlfriends :(

“I wasn’t concerned about white supremacy until white supremacists attacked me by name for marrying a Jewish man.” If that’s not genuine concern, I don’t know what you’re looking for, especially when the follow up is, “Well, I’m certainly not going to say anything about this incredibly offensive thing in public. Why,…

For Ivanka, the documentary made Charlottesville hit home in a way that other White House controversies had not. “Seeing those images and hearing [Ivanka’s] name invoked later on obviously made it very personal,”

I don’t watch this fucking thing

She still thinks the Trump Administration has a “long game” to play - to which I say, “Ha!”