So would that also mean that thoroughly unqualified “legacy admissions” will be illegal? Several come immediately to mind...

Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…

Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

I’d pay to see that if those exact words were used in the ads.

Chris Christie is Augustus Gloop mixed with Veruca Salt

Well la di dah, LW 3, so fancy with your real life friends. WELL, SOME OF US HAVE TO COMMENT ON THE INTERNET FOR HUMAN INTERACTION, OK????

The second I lay eyes on it I thought, “Big mistake. Big. Huge”.

That entire last paragraph. I’m totally not crying at my desk right now.

Just to head this off at the pass; no, it’s still racist if you’re going to come into the comments to say something along the lines of “You know I normally wouldn’t say this, but the Roma really are [insert X stereotype here], and I know that because of [insert Y story about a trip to Europe]”

Tarot isn’t some predicting the future, psychic babble nonsense. So take a step back, watch the video, and quit being so judgmental.

Customers in San Antonio were so panicked that police told station WOIA that dispatchers had received 911 calls about the closure.

Counterpoint: No they won’t. These kids will never interact with the peasants of the world. Having a funny name doesn’t matter when you’re an elite.

I really hate when the Kardashians get excited about “going on vacation”. Your whole fucking life is vacation.

I will never not love Dave Matthews. Sorry, not sorry.

you are fancy

As someone who gets upwards of 100 emails a day at work, let me just say...

My reaction to pretty much everything that comes out of any Trump mouth:

Okay, let’s be clear that she certainly should have taken the gloves off when she started talking to people and posing for photos after handing out food, but did you guys really only pull the images of her wearing gloves while she was handing out food and while they were eating (which mean she’d probably JUST been…