I would not be surprised if we find out his wife is actually one of his first cousins. Gotta keep that racial purity intact.

I’ll never be okay President Drumpf, but I might just be able to handle this new world order if it means people will start heckling the Trumps everywhere they go. These people should always be reminded that they enabled a racist sexual assaulter.

Is this fucking bitch serious? “[N]ot intended to be racist at all”?? “Those who know me know that I’m not of [sic] any way racist”??? “I would like to apologize for this getting out of hand”??!?!?!?!?!

What’s this? There are Bostonians who support a racist? I’m SHOCKED, SHOCKED I tell you.

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Wait I thought Abby was married? Didn’t she kiss her wife after a World Cup match recently and everybody made a big stink?

Right?? This isn’t a dude who looks like he has Cancer; this is a dude that looks like he is Cancer.

I love that this guy looks at his fat hairy face in the mirror each morning and thinks he’s better than people based simply on his skin tone. What a fucking joke.

Compare the Washington Post’s linguistic treatment of Altamimi’s account in their original post about her assault allegations [emphasis mine]:

Kumail is the shit. After the incident at the bar, he posted the truest shit to his Twitter I’ve ever seen:

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“a very small amount,”

Story of Trump’s election: “I know I promised a lot of terrible stuff, I dunno, who the hell knows, we’ll just wait and see!”

People will always throw you under a bus if it means they can make a little money.

Schumer’s got balls of steel. He knows how to handle these chuckleheads.

Of course he’s happy. Slow and stupid won the race.

Melania looks happy as fuck though, probably because she realizes that her husband will be spending even more time away from her than usual.

Pretty sure Houston also has a openly gay female mayor.

Damn right.