God that is terrifying. It makes you wonder how many people you know are hiding some shit.

All I know is that I think about the Wrap It Up! box like four times a week.

:P

BLOOM: And if you need a refresher on post World War I Germany, they had an authoritarian political outsider stoking xenophobia in a nation where the poor felt marginalized, and blaming complex problems on scapegoated minorities!

Uh... Do you know any people who live in New Jersey?

As a New Jersey OH MAN I hope you’re right.

This is a cat who just does not care.

Haha I totally posted this after you then went back and changed my post but this picture NAILS IT BECAUSE YES HE TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE HER.

All I can think of when I think of Michael Cera is the fact that he really does look like Lady Edith from Downton Abbey and my brain stops processing much else after that, so there ya go.

Courtney Love is a good actress.

This happened to my ex - got so drunk one night he pissed all over my flatscreen TV because he was half asleep and thought it was the toilet.

Completely unsurprising. And yet: these stories make me feel a bit of sympathy for Donny Jr. ‘Asshole rich kid acting out because he lacks the love and guidance he craves from his shitty, distant father’ is a tale as old as time.

Jesus, if a strange man buys you a drink at a bar it’s usually because he wants to fuck you.

I keep thinking of the fiancee of the Craigslist Killer, and how she came out with a statement after his arrest backing him... until more evidence came out showing that there was basically no way it was NOT him. Even in the cheesy Lifetime movie they made about it, the scene where she realizes the truth and confronts…

I cannot imagine the abject horror of finding out one day that your partner, whom you loved and trusted and built a life with, is a sexual predator who rapes children. She seems a lot more together than I suspect I might be after such a revelation, even a year later.

It’s much simpler than all of that. She’s simply a shill for her husband and will do and say whatever he tells her to.

I, too, am getting to old for all this so I agree with you 100%. Once I hit my 30s I realized just how bullshit idol worship really is, and how dangerous it can actually become (this election has not helped with that perception either).

I think this might be the first time I’ve seen pictures of Hillary Clinton where she looks geniunely happy.

Counterpoint: those two things are not mutually exclusive and he still seems like an entitled asshole who doesn’t understand what he did wrong.