urbannunenthusiast
UrbanNunEnthusiast
urbannunenthusiast

Megyn Kelly is like a twisted bag of Sour Patch Kids: one minute she’s saying something awful, the next she’s saying something awesome. It makes my head hurt.

That Ferris Bueller gif is now my favorite thing in the world.

I’m starting to think Matt LeBlanc really is his character from Episodes, a hackneyed ‘talent’ who hops from terrible sitcom to terrible sitcom, his career powered solely on goodwill from his Friends days. Which is sad, because it makes think how much I miss Episodes and need it to come back already.

Alternate title to this story: “Yet Another Delusional Racist Defends Trump: World Is Shocked”

Sexual predators, Donald Trump aside, are often very adept at hiding their behaviors. I have a couple in my family, people I grew up with and never had any idea about until they were exposed several years later. I shiver sometimes when I think of how many I probably come into contact with on a regular basis.

That’s a pretty lame comeback Issa. You need to step up your game if you’re going to go after Obama.

For two men who have nine children between them, Trump and Robertson sure don’t seem to have a particularly clear grasp of how babies are born.

How this fucking creature thinks he’s ‘superior’ to me based solely on a lack of pigmentation will never cease to amuse me.

Hey he exhausted every option!

Have these women ever met... other women? Or men, for that matter? They talk like they have never interacted with others. I mean, what is this bullshit...?

The film is ridiculously lush and gorgeous.

... Starbuck?

This one is for Thomas Barrow!

Hot take: the Azealia Banks/RZA/Russell Crowe nonsense is an elaborate (and yet somehow still lazy) publicity stunt that they are all in on.

He is not a monster

I thought Clinton knocked it out of the park with her answer. She pointed out the thing that I was hoping Tim Kaine would when he debated Pence on the same issue: the fact that women aren’t just waltzing into clinics and requesting these things because they had a last minute change of heart. This procedure was always

God YAASSSS. I don’t even usually like these ‘real housewives’ type shows where a bunch of overly made up rich bitches in designer outfits get into lame catfights, but this one is genuinely fun to watch, even when it’s clear that the drama is made up (Juliet, no one cares if everyone saw Caroline drunkenly straddling

But what of Julie’s Unbelievable Balls???? WHAT???!?!?!?

HA I totally thought James Taylor was Jeffrey Tambor.