I can assure you it was not wasteful the villagers were so happy for the meat which they don’t often get to eat. Very grateful

I feel the need to point out that I myself have owned many cats throughout my life that have scratched and bitten the shit out of me and never had anything so much as a scar resulting. Maybe I’m immune (probably not since I have the immune system of an old granny) but this strikes me as a tad bit sensationalist. Most…

Duly noted!

I don’t think you could have picked a more perfect gif.

Hey Weiner, there’s someone who would like to talk to you...

Yeah okay, millions of fans, industry veterans, and music journalists the world over equate to ‘almost nobody’ in your silly little mind.

Why do I feel like Brad Pitt is into corporal punishment, and that’s what the issue is? I think Angelina would absolutely divorce a man who hits his children as she seems the type who wasn’t raised that way, but when I read the accusation that Brad is a ‘strict’ parent that’s what immediately popped into my head. I do…

I actually call it Obamacare as a fuck you to the naysayers, kind of like how women re-claimed the word ‘bitch’. I love telling old conservatives how “Obamacare helped more people become insured, including crusty old bigots like yourselves who couldn’t get any before because of your pre-existing (lack of) heart…

Philanthropy is very nice but it’s not exactly not associated with socialites.

God I love this ridiculous trash can of a movie.

Isn’t that how he always looks nowadays?

I liked it more than I thought I would. The tripping balls scene was pretty hilarious.

The Good Girl, Wanderlust, Office Space, and I’m also partial to Bruce Almighty and She’s the One, neither are her best roles but She’s the One is one of Edward Burns’ best movies.

You do realize bcause you don’t think they’re significant doesn’t translate to ‘nobody’, right?

WILL WATCH.

I feel like both of these guys are skeevy. I’d hate to think Jim Carrey was this gross, but wouldn’t necessarily be surprised. Don’t know about the husband but filing a highly public lawsuit always seems like an act in which there is some level of selfishness involved. Poor lady. I hope she’s at least resting in peace…

Yeah, Don Johnson can still get it.

Is that seriously all you had to contribute?

Sure, him too.

I don’t care how much you make or are worth. Just don’t use your personal monies to try to influence the election for your benefit like the government is there to be at your beck and call (cough cough Koch brothers cough).