I’m more confident than a lot of people I know right now. But I stand by it. All patterns of history point to President Hillary Clinton, but the press won’t say that because it’s more lucrative for them to create panic.

Interesting, but... nope, sorry. I thought the carnival theme would be interesting too, but that was a clusterfuck of nonsense. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, then 3 times, then four... I think I’ve given you enough chances Ryan Murphy.

I’m glad he’s a prideful idiot though.

Sometimes it really is like Mugatu says.

The most ridiculous thing about Trump is how he talks as if there aren’t cameras in the room recording everything. The world saw it. But he and his followers will spin it regardless.

Sarah Jessica Parker isn’t actually The Worst

This is what their campaign is, nothing more. Say outrageous things, then he and his followers get mad at the press for reporting what he says. They’re ‘attacking’ him, you see.

Guys - I’m sure I’m not alone in this - can I say that I’m fucking sick of the partial election coverage I’ve been seeing? Why does no one in the press talk about the fact that all this ‘tightening of the polls’ talk I’ve been hearing in the press isn’t unusual and this shit happens EVERY. ELECTION. Think back to the…

“phenomenal people”

Last week, New York state assemblyman Bill Nojay fatally shot himself in a Rochester cemetery, just feet away from his family’s burial plot.

“We need to continue to discriminate because otherwise we’ll lose revenue.” Solid argument, bro.

“Attorney General Eric Schneiderman is a partisan hack who has turned a blind eye to the Clinton Foundation for years and has endorsed Hillary Clinton for president. This is nothing more than another left-wing hit job designed to distract from Crooked Hillary Clinton’s disastrous week.”

I suppose when your candidate has nothing at all to offer that’s the best you can do?

Damn she couldn’t be cuter if she were sitting on a giant teddy bear surrounded by fluffy kittens and holding a basket of puppies.

I love the fact that the people who feel the need to label themselves ‘the supreme race’ are always the lowest scumbags of the bunch, unemployed drug addicts and criminals who take out their lack of motivation on non-whites.

I like how Conway threw in Clinton for no apparent reason to cover for her lack of answer. Real smooth there KellyAnn!

She could be handing out rifles and money on a cloud next to Jesus and they’d still hate her.

So, an old prospector from 1849 doesn’t like uppity wimmen?

Yeesh, former Phillies pitchers seem to have a hard time keeping their post-baseball jobs.

I actually do love that American flag tote bag though. Cute! Too bad it is surrounded by evil.