If I could only stop procrastinating, maybe I can finally finish just one mediocre script and sell it to Hollywood. Lord knows it doesn’t take much to be a working screenwriter.

Don’t even bother. It didn’t work with the Kardashians, and Ann Coulter’s been around a LOT longer.

“She is a monster of a human being,” said Hincliffe. “Absolutely the worst human being I’ve ever worked with in my entire life.”

I remember once when I was a kid, going into a hotel in Virginia and asking for help from a desk clerk. She gave me a nasty look and said something to the affect of “what do you want” (it’s been a few decades so memory is fuzzy). When I told her I was looking for my aunt, who was a guest, the woman’s answer, before I…

See though, this came out MONTHS ago. Why is it only just now getting steam? The press should have been all over this back in March when the Miami Herald covered it, or in June when both the AP and the Tampa Bay Times covered it.

Aaaaand... With this stream of posts, you have made miss the shit out of Phil Hartman, yet again. :’(

or publicly dating another man for five years after the divorce

Don’t do it guys. Don’t make her into a personality. She was on the One America network for awhile (yes I actually get that via Fios) and she wasn’t even good enough to keep her show on that toilet of a network. She can’t hold Ann Coulter’s Coach purse. Last thing we need is another painted white lady lecturing the…

I LOVE the announcers because they feel what I do when I’m watching at home. I get just as enthusiastic from my sofa, yelling and cheering... I love this show lol.

I am fucking OBSESSED with this show. It’s such a feel-good platform, watching people triumph over this tough as hell obstacle course. There are few things better when you’re home for the night with a bottle of wine and fully packed bowl. And I root for EVERYBODY. There are no losers; if everyone completes the course…

Heard a LOT about this. Looking forward to it!

I think it works better on a workday, actually. Only a lucky few of us want to go to work, so if you’re like me and hate your job this is a perfect excuse to blow off a few hours. Since your employer is legally required to allow you to vote, you can tell your boss to suck it and come in late that day because: voting!…

*retirees*. The kind of people who like to brag about how retired they are and how they have lots of money, and then accost you about what have YOU done for the country, other than collecting welfare and having abortions on their dime, liberal???? (Note: I’m not even being facetious, this is actually something…

This is my first memory of college. I checked into my dorm the day before, and the next morning I woke up, first morning in my dorm bed and this was ALL OVER the TV. It was like the president had been shot.

This is AH-mazing. I’d seen the DMX bit before but it’s still hilarious (“That’s a toolbar!” lololol forEVER....). I’m not surprised Julia Roberts doesn’t get it, though she’s probably the kind of person who purposely doesn’t so she can sound like she’s above it all. (I would bet money on this.) That’s a pretty shitty…

Fair enough. But it often seems to me that they are the ones who seem the most flummoxed when questioned, like they aren’t used to it.

*Celebrities. Especially ones like Whoopie, who were hella famous before the internet came along and weren’t used to actually being questioned when they say controversial things - at least, not used to being questioned outside of a studio setting where they can prepare a canned answer beforehand and instruct the…

“Innocent until proven guilty” is not an absolute, and never should it be. Plenty of people have had their day in court and were let off because of a technicality or the prosecution didn’t do their job, and that has nothing to do with them being ‘innocent’.

I mean, LOL all you want but the answer is yes. If your ex threatens to kill you, but he’s in jail, it’s still a threat, and you’d want to do what you can to make sure he can’t do it. Perhaps this does not compute with you but that doesn’t make it less of a threat because you say it’s an impossibility.

Seriously?