Shit I love you for this. This was one of my favorite cartoons as a kid!

But you and I know you’re supposed to follow the lesson of the story; you’re not supposed to build a giant replica of the tortoise and the hare and completely miss the rest of the point. :P

Posh’s response:

Lol remember how Ginger was supposed to be the star and she left the group like “I’ll be back!” I wonder if she looks at Posh’s awesome career now and is like ‘bitch stole what should have been my thunder’.

“According to modern scientists”? How about according to anyone with a brain and a second-grade knowledge of insects, and who doesn’t subscribe to outlandish fables as historical fact?

and adhere to our drug-free workplace policy

being a lawyer

This guy gets paid to write like this?

before inviting me, angrily, to suck his dick.

She’s worked hard to reform her image

Politics and everything else aside, what is particularly terrible about all this is the fact that, despite all this woman has actually accomplished, this lawsuit will likely be the biggest thing she’s known for. Whether you like her politics or no, that’s some serious bullshit.

Brilliant.

9. Date his daughter, Ivanka. She’s married sure and had kids, but the pregnancies made her breasts YUGE so that’s a bonus!

This is very timely for me, I just got off an excruciating call with Sallie Mae where they basically informed me that my student loan payments were going to double despite my efforts to overpay to keep it lower over the past year.

After all that drama, and all this fucker gets is another 6 years for firing a gun with intent to kill. He’ll be out with plenty of time to get his own reality show.

I always assumed that dry shampoo : shampoo :: hand sanitizer : soap and water. I assumed it was fairly obvious that without a rinsing process you aren’t actually ‘cleaning’ anything.

You can enjoy the delicious irony without promoting discrimination, which I don’t see anyone here doing.

Kicking people out of places based on their beliefs? The horror! (Irony wasted on Trump supporters.)

I mean, I’ll DEFINITELY be watching, but not for the reasons Trump wants.

Seriously, if someone invited me to Trump event with free booze I would ABSOLUTELY go, take Instagram pics and laugh at the rubes.