Why do we still have a fucking draft??

Welp, this is literally the fourth story I’ve read this week alone about some impotent asshole murdering a woman he feels he’s entitled to, and it’s only Wednesday. Would be nice if in this country we could pay this crap some attention too, because this shit is the definition of an epidemic.

Is the ‘Kardashian Curse’ that you get to avoid getting a real job but you’re still too stupid and entitled to recognize how good you have it so you bitch about your life being ‘ruined’ when things don’t go your way?

“It is 3am in the morning. It is dark. He suffers from anxiety disorder. We understand his balance was severely compromised. This must all be seen in the context of his disability‚”

My reaction when reading that bullshit jack-yourself-off statement:

Carly Fiorina, newsflash: You’re not a feminist just because you say you are, and you don’t get to hijack a word while standing up against so much of what the movement stands for because it’s convenient for you to do so now.

Meghan Trainor, who is now, somehow, officially a pop superstar.

Oh I LOVE when Republicans try to act like they are still “the party of Lincoln”. Their selective memories like to completely ignore that section of history when Southern Democrats started switching over to their Grand Ole Party in the 60s after the Voting Rights Act was passed, when Republicans decided to embrace the…

Yeah it’s definitely one of the greatest things ever put into the universe. I so want to get drunk with these two, I feel like it would be the best night of my life.

Have you ever seen their cover of ‘Smell Yo Dick’, it’s one of the best things ever. It’s on YouTube and I would link it for you but I’m at work and can’t exactly look up the title lol.

You know, Tammy 2 was so great I almost forgot about Karen.

Hear fucking hear. She was perfection in that role.

Holy shit do you realize this was actually my second place gif. I debated with myself hard about which one to use lol.

OMG Tammy 1!!! I love Tammy 1, but I have to admit Tammy 2 was my fave...

Holy shit that communism quote. She’s like a talking clueless rich person meme.

Jesus how many dodgy billionaires can one royal be friends with? I feel like it was only yesterday he was hanging out with that pedo Jeffrey Epstein.

Call it boozefluenza.

Lol yes! I forgot about that show... And Beatrice exists for nothing if not her stellar choice in head gear.

Where shall I begin? There were her rumored infidelities during her marriage, her topless scandal/toe-sucking scandal (my personal favorite), oh and that time she was caught on tape trying to sell access to Prince Andrew. And since looking these links up sent me down a rabbit hole of wonderful trashy royal tabloid…

OMG I love Fergie. Seriously anything with her name on immediately draws me because I know whatever it is will be absolutely delectable reading. She’s the one who made the royal family fun; Kate Middleton is well-mannered and classy, and Diana was stylish and socially conscious, but Fergie is the Real Housewife of…