Did you know that Grumpy Cat has a movie contract?! Maybe this kitty could be the stunt double.

Watching these zealots rave about the war on Christmas is as entertaining as watching drunken co-workers at the annual company holiday party.

Totally agree! That hair is awesome.

Thanks, Violet!

It's dangerous for her, but also for her readers. Because she's in print, that - to many people - makes her an 'authority'. Her views suddenly become gospel.

Maybe the muffin-baking homeless people could be given jobs ironing sheets.